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  • New Element Discovered:

    The CSIRO has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
    The new element is Governmentium (Gv).
    It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.
    Spilsy
    Today is the tomorrow you were shitting yourself about yesterday - Billy Thorpe

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    • 2010 150 gxl D4D with ARB delux bar, towbar! Custom DIY drawers, rhino HD bars, 2" Dobinsons, platform rack, IPF lights and BFG AT2 and extras

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      • https://youtu.be/R35-yInXyG8

        Please watch! Classic!
        [I]Maroochydore, Sunshine Coast, Queensland[/I]
        1999 Toyota Landcruiser Prado RV 4cyl 2.7L Manual, Lifted 2-3" on Dobinson Springs & Shocks, Cooper STT Max Mud-Terrains in 235/85R16 all-round 32", Custom no Bullbar winch mount with Runva 11XP Winch, Black Sliders, 10000 Lumen, LED Lightbar

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        • Originally posted by juc33_prado View Post
          https://youtu.be/R35-yInXyG8

          Please watch! Classic!
          The one following it is even better!
          White 2008 Toyota Prado 120GXL - see here: [URL]http://www.pradopoint.com/showthread.php?33659-Spike-s-120GXL-Build-Up[/URL]

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          • 100 series cruiser heading into Mandurah today rego was PHUKET.

            I have a picture on my phone but no idea how to send it to my email account so I can put it up here.
            Dave
            Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
            Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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            • Originally posted by Bushbasher View Post
              100 series cruiser heading into Mandurah today rego was PHUKET.

              I have a picture on my phone but no idea how to send it to my email account so I can put it up here.
              You IT guru Bushy!
              White 2008 Toyota Prado 120GXL - see here: [URL]http://www.pradopoint.com/showthread.php?33659-Spike-s-120GXL-Build-Up[/URL]

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              • Originally posted by spike69 View Post
                You IT guru Bushy!
                Don't laugh. I have an Iphone 3 with no apps and only use it for phone and SMS, except today where I took a picture. My missus has asked me to put an app on her phone - she is less tech savvy than me. She doesn't even do internet. The closest she gets is downloading books onto her Kindle from Amazon.
                Dave
                Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
                Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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                • Originally posted by Bushbasher View Post
                  100 series cruiser heading into Mandurah today rego was PHUKET.

                  I have a picture on my phone but no idea how to send it to my email account so I can put it up here.
                  Stick it in an envelope and post with a stamp.
                  [B][SIZE=4]ntp
                  [/SIZE][/B][COLOR=#000040][B][SIZE=1]Love the Outback............. Love my Prado.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]
                  [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/Picture23.png"]My Prado[/URL][/SIZE][/I], [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/MyExtras.png"]My Extras[/URL][/SIZE][/I]
                  [B]4wdriving First Party[/B][COLOR=#0000ff] - [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#0000ff]dןǝɥ ɹoɟ ןןɐɔ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı[/COLOR][/B]

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                  • Originally posted by ntp View Post
                    Stick it in an envelope and post with a stamp.
                    very funny
                    White 2008 Toyota Prado 120GXL - see here: [URL]http://www.pradopoint.com/showthread.php?33659-Spike-s-120GXL-Build-Up[/URL]

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                    • Originally posted by Bushbasher View Post
                      100 series cruiser heading into Mandurah today rego was PHUKET.

                      I have a picture on my phone but no idea how to send it to my email account so I can put it up here.
                      Hey Bushbasher, instead of puting in a ph no just type in the email address.
                      Should send easy,i do it a bit.

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                      • Originally posted by clarkie383 View Post
                        Hey Bushbasher, instead of puting in a ph no just type in the email address.
                        Should send easy,i do it a bit.
                        Thanks. As long as we have smart blokes like you us old fellas will be okay. It worked.

                        Dave
                        Views expressed are mine alone and are not intended to compromise the integrity of my employer nor offend those who may read such views.
                        Bugger Bali, get out and see Australia before we sell it all to China.

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                        • Haha don't know about smart but I can lift heavy things!!

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                          • This from out your way Bushy?



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                            2014 VX D4D. Dobinson 2 inch lift. TJM T3 Bullbar. rhino platform. TraxRax. Maxtrax. Dual batteries. GME TX3450.
                            Setup to tow Crusader Muskateer caravan

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                            • [B][SIZE=4]ntp
                              [/SIZE][/B][COLOR=#000040][B][SIZE=1]Love the Outback............. Love my Prado.[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]
                              [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/Picture23.png"]My Prado[/URL][/SIZE][/I], [I][SIZE=1][URL="http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w328/ntpryce/MyExtras.png"]My Extras[/URL][/SIZE][/I]
                              [B]4wdriving First Party[/B][COLOR=#0000ff] - [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#0000ff]dןǝɥ ɹoɟ ןןɐɔ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı[/COLOR][/B]

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                              • In a world filled with disgruntled drivers who hate sharing the road, you need some pretty serious balls to ride a bicycle these days....

                                https://www.firebox.com/product/7358...=2x2&t=feature
                                [SIZE=2]120 GXL D4D Auto, with a 'List of Wants' greater than the 'List of Needs' greater than the 'List of Haves'
                                Nissan Patrol: Keeping Bogan's out of Toyota's since 1951[/SIZE]

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