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  • #31
    A letter to Alcohol

    Dear Alcohol,

    First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

    1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

    2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

    3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

    4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, Vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way Interfere with my daily activities.

    Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

    In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.


    Thank you,

    Your biggest fan

    Chippy

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    • #32
      How to know whether or not you are ready for kids

      MESS TEST
      Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

      TOY TEST
      Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen.
      Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.

      GROCERY STORE TEST
      Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

      DRESSING TEST
      Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.

      FEEDING TEST
      Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water.
      Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

      NIGHT TEST
      Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00p.m.Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set alarm for 5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

      INGENUITY TEST
      Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.

      AUTOMOBILE TEST
      Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There, perfect.

      PHYSICAL TEST (Women)
      Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won't be wearing them for a while.

      PHYSICAL TEST (Men)
      Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheque to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

      FINAL ASSIGNMENT
      Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasise to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

      MUSIC TEST
      On your expensive CD player and awesome speakers, play Britney Spears and Steps over and over again, very loud. Dance to it while looking happy. Take a good long look at your CD collection. You won't be hearing them for a long, long time.

      In the car, play Postman Pat and Silly Songs Collection (for 3 - 6 year olds, Early Learning Centre) tapes for four hours while driving down the M5. Whatever you do don't play what YOU want. Sing along to the music in a traffic jam.

      When relaxing and playing your own CDs (rare), suddenly put on a cheapo cassette player in the room playing Aqua's Barbie Girl. Turn off your CD and walk out of the room. Move on to Mess Test II.

      MESS TEST II
      After spending two hours cleaning the house, put rags and old shoes in the hallway by the front door. Leave pieces of cloth on the stairs in a pleasing random fashion. Pick them all up and put them in a wooden box. Do the same thing everyday for ten years.

      BOOK TEST
      Spend at least fifty pounds on expensive picture books. Draw in them in indelible pen and leave them in the garden. Make sure it's raining. Smile and tut affectionately to your self.


      Cheers
      Chippy

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      • #33
        Some beaut tips ....

        DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

        CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a pee before the film starts.

        RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

        DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements.

        WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.

        SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint.

        MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

        BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.

        EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

        MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it.

        GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.

        BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching.

        BLIND PEOPLE: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

        ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

        DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.

        PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again.

        CAR thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

        DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.

        MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

        JEREMY Beadle: When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks.

        SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

        SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

        BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

        ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

        McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.

        WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s**t anyway and you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards.

        Cheers
        Chippy

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        • #34
          After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was
          Enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed.

          So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
          Didn't want to have any more children.

          The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
          Would fix the problem but it was expensive.

          A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large fire-cracker, light
          it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

          The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy
          In the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next
          To my ear is going to help me with my problem."

          "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
          So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held
          The can up to his ear and began to count:

          "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can
          Between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
          This procedure also works in New Zealand, Tasmania and several
          Suburbs in Brisbane.
          LES
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          • #35
            There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

            After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

            After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold
            another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering
            about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

            Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!", and silence fell on the congregation.

            In the back of the room a little old lady stood up, and in her frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much we wear rubbers.
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            • #36
              Bed sheets


              An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
              series of tests, the last of which had left his
              bodily systems extremely upset.

              Upon making several false alarm trips to the
              bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
              and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
              diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
              remain rational.

              In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
              bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
              the hospital window.

              A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
              sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
              and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
              unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
              sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

              As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
              staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
              guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
              had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
              'What the heck is going on here?'

              The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I
              just beat the shit out of a ghost.'
              Spara

              'Early to bed and early to rise --
              Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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              • #37
                CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS

                She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

                On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

                On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water .

                When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

                She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

                Then slowly, the house began to smell.

                They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

                Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned .

                Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

                Nothing worked!!!

                People stopped coming over to visit.

                Repairmen refused to work in the house.

                The maid quit.

                Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

                A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

                Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

                Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place .

                The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going .

                He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back .

                Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day .

                She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

                A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

                And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!!!!!!


                I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

                Lacey
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                • #38
                  A lot of folks can't understand how we came
                  To have an oil shortage here in our country.
                  ~~~
                  Well, there's a very simple answer.
                  ~~~
                  Nobody bothered to check the oil.
                  ~~~
                  We just didn't know we were getting low.
                  ~~~
                  The reason for that is purely geographical.
                  ~~~
                  Our OIL is located in
                  ~~~
                  Bass Strait
                  ~~~
                  East Queensland Shale Fields
                  ~~~
                  Canning Basin
                  ~~~
                  Perth Basin
                  and
                  North-West Continental Shelf
                  ~~~


                  Our DIPSTICKS Are located in Canberra!!!

                  Any Questions ??

                  NO? I didn't Think So.
                  Spara

                  'Early to bed and early to rise --
                  Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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                  • #39
                    A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
                    different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same
                    tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's
                    parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the
                    magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in
                    middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's
                    hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the
                    ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It
                    was, after all, the captain's parrot.

                    One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found
                    himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate
                    would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but
                    did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another. On
                    the third day, the parrot could not hold back: "OK, I give up.
                    Where's the boat?
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                    • #40
                      The Aisle Seat

                      Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.
                      One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

                      Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
                      After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

                      "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

                      As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

                      When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
                      "That looks good, I'd really like one,too."

                      Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

                      When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

                      As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
                      and knew immediately what had happened.

                      "Why does it have to be this way?"he asked.
                      "How long must this go on?
                      This fighting between our nations?
                      This hatred?
                      This animosity?
                      This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

                      THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN
                      Spara

                      'Early to bed and early to rise --
                      Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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                      • #41
                        A letter to mum

                        A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was simply addressed "mum"...... with the worst premonition she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

                        Dear Mum,

                        It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope
                        with my new boyfriend, John because I wanted to avoid a scene with dad and you.

                        I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice and even though
                        he is 54, divorced (I think) and on parole, and also with all his body piercing, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes I love him as I have loved no other.
                        But it's not only the passion mum, I'm pregnant and John said that he will
                        take care of me and we will be very happy.
                        He already nearly owns a caravan on the outskirts of Wagga Wagga and has a stack of firewood to see us through the whole of winter.
                        He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
                        dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and also for trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

                        In the meantime I ask that you pray that science will find a cure for aids
                        so John can get better; he sure deserves it now with his first baby to me
                        on the way. Don't worry mum, I'm nearly 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
                        Some day we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren

                        Your daughter,

                        Nikki


                        P.S. None of the above is true.

                        I'm next door. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in

                        life than my report card which is in my desk drawer.

                        I love you.....please call me when it is safe for me to come home .
                        Spara

                        'Early to bed and early to rise --
                        Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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                        • #42
                          Differences Between Women And Men

                          1.NAMES

                          If Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne go out for lunch, they will call each other Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne.

                          If Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

                          2.EATING OUT

                          When the bill arrives, Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

                          When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

                          3.MONEY

                          A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

                          A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.


                          4.BATHROOMS

                          A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

                          The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


                          5.ARGUMENTS

                          A woman has the last word in any argument.

                          Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

                          6.CATS

                          Women love cats.

                          Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


                          7.FUTURE

                          A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

                          A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

                          8.SUCCESS

                          A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

                          A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


                          9.MARRIAGE

                          A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

                          A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

                          10.DRESSING UP

                          A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

                          A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

                          11.NATURAL

                          Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

                          Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

                          12.OFFSPRING

                          Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

                          A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

                          13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

                          All married men should forget their mistakes. There's no reason for two people remembering the same thing.
                          Spara

                          'Early to bed and early to rise --
                          Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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                          • #43
                            The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

                            The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

                            The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

                            The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

                            The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

                            The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."
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                            • #44
                              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss


                              In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


                              The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



                              Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



                              Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
                              Spara

                              'Early to bed and early to rise --
                              Till you get enough money to do otherwise.'

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                              • #45
                                Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
                                and proceeded to the checkout counter.

                                The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

                                "Eight," the boy replied.

                                The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

                                The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.

                                He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike, and he can't do either one."
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